Hear ye! Hear ye! These items are henceforth banned from the premises:
Peanut butter
Rice cakes (all flavors but especially butter toffee)
Marshmallow Bananas
Maria cookies
For crimes against Erin's healthy eating goals. The exhile begins immediately for an indeterminate period of time, when you are no longer as dangerous to said healthy eating goals the ban may be revoked.
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